Thursday, July 1, 2010

Zombie Choppers

My pal, right-wing blogger Warner Todd Huston brings up a troubling point about zombies.

If the rest of their bodies are falling apart how can they keep their teeth in their head long enough to tear human flesh apart? Wouldn’t their teeth be falling out and putrefying like the rest of their bodies?
Brain food, Warner! I'm just wondering - I hear this came to you while you were watching Zombieland. Woody Harrelson? Really? Just sayin'.


  1. Yeah, Woody. Naturally he's a loon. Remember right after filming he made a ruckus in an airport and claimed he thought he was still fighting zombies?

  2. I miss O2, his oxygen bar in Hollywood. It was a quiet place to spend an hour in this town.