Thursday, September 17, 2009

This Is The Brain On Drugs

(I) now know that the difference between crack and facebook is that one of them beckons to you, pulls you in, to the point of compulsion, to the exclusion of all else, leaving you mindless and soulless, as your inner, better self sobs helplessly, because it knows there's a beautiful life awaiting you if you can just stop this insane, repetitive, destructive behavior. And the other one is crack.
-Maurice LeMarche's Facebook status message

1 comment:

  1. I'd pay real money actually hear him SAY those words. Preferably as Orson Welles or Walt from "Futurama."