Winfrey: Prayer, careful thought influenced exit
If only (insert hated TV personality here) prayed more!
Jude Law hurls oranges at unwanted audience: report
This is brave reporting... Law could show up at the offices of AFP and hurl oranges at THEM!
Warrant: Drug in Jackson case came from Vegas firm
*SIGH* If only it had stayed in Vegas.
Mussolini's blood and brain up for sale on eBay
You can criticize this auction all you want, but it will run on time.